If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My Sexting was not on an AP level
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
