hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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