I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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