i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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