all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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