Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Who died my cat blue again?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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