eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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