Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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