Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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