Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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