Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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