if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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