Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
