I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Randomize
