He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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