Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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