and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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