I heard we made out
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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