It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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