Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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