but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
is wine microwaveable?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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