he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
