Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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