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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.

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• (518): View more from New York

  He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention

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• (909): View more from California

  An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now

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