dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap