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  How is it? Sketchville?

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  cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  We need to start having sex underwater more often.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.

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• (760): View more from California

  I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend

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• (845): View more from New York

  I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I know where his drugs are but not my pants

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick

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