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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk

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• (806): View more from Texas

  with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .

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• (914): View more from New York

  I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie. 

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.

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  oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.

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