Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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