But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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