Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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