honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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