dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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