I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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