Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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