when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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