Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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