My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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