I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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