Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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