I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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