singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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