What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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