i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
