Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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