I hate all girls vehemently.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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