her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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