ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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