I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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