It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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