He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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