that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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