You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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