That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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