theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
