guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
where are my eyebrows?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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