Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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