actually, I'm a sock model
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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