Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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